Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Time travel is less effective than one night think. Rather than going back in time and curing disease or killing Hitler, people often intertwine themselves in schemes to gamble on horse racing or get laid on prom night. And more often than not folks run into "themselves", stare at one another, and the universe wrinkles.....
....Unless you are talking about these guys. They have been living together since their time travel merge decades ago. They run the most effective self-defense school in Fairfield county, and are looking to franchise it. They avoid the universal paradox stare because they are too focused on the next chump they are going to lay the fuck out.
2 comments:
easily the best blog post ever, in the history of blogs.
If you had magic sonic time warping abilities, you would hear me laughing.
I love this blog.
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